Squirt Unloaded is where we take a look back, reflect on the year that has been, and celebrate some of the highlights of the rollercoaster world we’re all trying to navigate.

It goes without saying that one of the main things that has got us through the year has been the time and energy we’ve invested in watching gay porn – these men have not only fuelled our fap fantasies but kept us entertained and reminded us of the benefits of regularly hitting the gym.

There’s a lot of amazing guys working in the adult entertainment industry, and we wish we could personally thank each and every one of them for their service throughout the year. But, we can only do what we can do, so here’s our shortlist of the Top 5 hottest gay performers of 2025.

5. Tyler Wu

This has been a big year for Tyler Wu. Huge. 

Coming in at number five on our 2025 countdown, you might – at first glance – assume that Tyler is just a cute guy who’s good at social media. But he’s chronicling his sexual escapade in a way that demands attention.

It’s not just vanilla stuff – Tyler is giving us sounding, water sports, he is travelling the world and fucking everyone he meets. He is living the life we’ve always dreamed of.

4. Diego Barros

Ranking at number four on our Top 5 performers of 2025, Diego Barros is possibly the world’s most famous gay stripper.

Based in New York City, Diego has got a compelling stage presence and he’s also got a big dick. Not that we’re size queens – we like dicks of all lengths and girths, but it’s just a factual observation that Diego has a lot of inches to admire.

If you can’t get to see Diego perform in person, you can subscribe to his fan-subscription channels. If you’re into long, girthy, uncut cocks, that is. If that’s your thing, then you should probably subscribe.

3. Boomer Banks

This is not a controversial opinion but we just want to go on record and say that Boomer Banks is awesome.

Boomer comes in at number three on our 2025 countdown of the top 5 gay porn-stars of 2025.

Based in New York City, Boomer is a performer, activist, model, and founder of the Haus of Banks.

One of his latest projects is Foreskin Mafia – a content platform that delivers pretty much what it says on the tin.

2. Matthew Ellis

Sydney boy Matthew Ellis comes in at number two on our countdown of the top 5 gay porn-stars of the year.

Matthew is a power-bottom – there’s no other word for it. He’s clearly doing a lot of squats in the gym and all of that hard work is paying off – his butt looks amazing and he can take a pounding.

Want to watch Matthew getting DPd? That won’t be a problem – it’s kind of one of his specialties. He’s a talented guy.

1. Joey Mills

While he still looks fresh-faced enough to pass as a twink, it’s hard to remember a time when Joey Mills hasn’t been one of the biggest names in porn.

Here we are, wrapping up 2025, and Joey Mills is still the name on top of our list of top performers.

How does he do it? He works hard. Joey’s got a big fan-base that he keeps engaged and entertained. And he sucks a lot of dick. 

Joey Mills is a role-model for us all.

Does your taste in porn-star align with the rest of the world or are your fantasies fuelled by someone a bit niche or a performer who leans into the kinks that push your buttons?

Get involved in the conversation and let us know which adult entertainers are the guys that get your attention – have your say in the comments section below or find us on social media to have your say!